Please do not fault your dog for his nature. He is not privy to
the human rules by which you live.
When he barks, he does not mean to hurt your ears:
He does not have your gift of speech. He cannot express himself
as beautifully as you would like him to. But he will try.
He does not mean do scratch you when he jumps up to greet you.
He is happy to see you. He waited all day.
He does not mean to cause you pain.
He cannot know he is made of sharp edges and pointed teeth. He
is too cherished to know how to use them.
So please do not fault him, scold him, and scorn him, when he
comes to you, tail wagging, knocking everything off the coffee
table, his only trespass being that he doesn't know how to be
anything other than a dog, and his only sin being that he loves
you.
"Nocturnal and unpredictable in behavior, contact local authorities upon any suspected sighting of THE CREATURE THAT SPEAKS."
Yo, as you may know already, my name is Axel, you can call
me Ace or Wolf or Dog, I'm a random loser from Canada, and
I'm a
fucking webmaster.
You can find my pronouns and flags listed
here.
This page's existence is entirely just made for my own fun
and for others to use to get to know me better without
actually socializing and talking to me, I'm also quite a big
fan of lurking on other peoples about me's for that same
reason, so I have to return the favor.
I do have trouble describing myself thoroughly without
referencing things or pulling up photos of a wet dog
drinking a cold one though, so this intro will mainly be a
bunch of obscure stuff and info dumping no one cares
about.
If you want to imagine me, think of a wolf at a computer, or
a loser older brother that never leaves his room. That's
me.
I like stuff like collecting random trinkets, wrestling with
my pack, eating grass,
and coding (duh). I'm currently learning to just be myself
without worrying about what others might think of me, so
that I can enjoy all of my interests with no shame at all. I
have trouble with finding literally everything about myself
embarassing. I'm trying to teach myself that if people don't
fuck with me, then whatever, they won't dull my sparkle.
If you wanna be friends, feel free to message me. I cannot
guarantee I will be very entertaining, and I understand how
interacting with people online can be intimidating,
especially if they're as awesome and cool as I am (I'm
joking, I am not this self-absorbed), but I promise I'm
friendly!
Even if I'm not very social, I don't mind a chat.
